Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons

by Sam Steiner

&

Just You Wait!

by Ian Byfield

Tuesday 20th -
Saturday 24th October 2026

evenings 7:30pm & Saturday matinee 2:30pm

A Halifax Thespians - Studio Bar Production

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The average person will speak 123,205,750 words in a lifetime.
But what if there were a limit? Oliver and Bernadette are about to find out.
This play imagines a world where we are forced to say less, it is about what we say and how we say it, about the things we can only hear in the silence, about dead cats, activism, eye contact and lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons.

Just You Wait!

The world is coming to an end and four accomplished riders are needed to facilitate the event. But how do you recruit the four horsemen of the apocalypse? This short play explains.

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